The First Of Many Rants; StarSuckers

Everybody should watch this film. Something is fundamentally wrong with western society and it's only getting worse.
The film was shown on More4 earlier tonight and it made me feel sick. Hopefully it'll be on 4oD or repeated over the next few days if you want to catch it. Failing that, you can preorder it on DVD here.
If you've ever seen the Channel 4 comedy Nathan Barley or the Luke Wilson film Idiocracy (both of which I recommend) you'll find them scarily similar to the truth displayed in this documentary.

Nathan Barley treat after the break.

A Mandatory Dancehall Interlude

Vybz Kartel knows that what really matters in this day and age is LOOKING FRESH TO DEATH IN SOME SMART BEIGE BROGUES!!



Get yourself a pair if you wanna be the coolest cat in your local park this summer.

“With a rubber duck, one's never alone” - The Mallard

I thought i'd quackstart this easter with some amusing yet tasteful images from someone who's had massive influence on the hollywood industry and myself for quite some time.



"FUCK YOU!"

"WELCOME TO SHADOW BOXERS!"

POW! NEW MEDIA!
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